Good old Murphy once said anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Who knew he was talking to freshmen—or to me, for that matter, hiding in the restroom at Palma Hall; chin-length hair expanding because of the humidity, face contorted in worry, and back swimming in sweat; as if water were thrown at me, landing on my nape and gluing a clump of hair onto my skin?
No one told me there were shortcuts within the University of the Philippines’ Academic Oval, and I was too enthralled by the fact that this campus was actually big enough to have a 2 km oval to bother.
But please, no matter how amazing you think the huge campus can be: Never walk half the UP Academic Oval and back on a hot June day, wearing thick blue jeans and a heavy back-hugging backpack—no matter how much you think you’ve outgrown your heavy pubescent sweating.